FAIL

Though I grew out of my BSB/N'Sync phase before my junior year of highschool, I am still a huge Britney & Christina junkie (though not so much the latter as of late). Needless to say I have been eagerly awaiting this:

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I am utterly disappointed. Here are my major complaints:

1. It's as if she took bits & pieces of all the cliche moves from her old choreography through the years (making fox ears w/ her hands, bend at the waist then snap up, etc) and tried to fit as many as she could into this one video. I sure do miss the days when she would BRING IT with new, fresh & exciting moves. That K. Fed definitely stole her mojo and it's taking her FOREVER to get it back (but not as long as it's taking her hair to grow out, apparently).
2. While we're on the subject of her hair post meltdown, hasn't it been like years since her fight w/ a pair of clippers? And she still needs to rock extensions? If Kim Zolciak can make an entire wig look good, WHY can't someone help her w/ her weave???
3. I feel like I just saw a music video equivalent of a seizure w/ the scenes changing every 7/16 of a second. Makes me wonder if they're trying to hide the fact that she's still a hot mess.
4. What the heck is up with the big white dress and the fluorescent paint???

I just don't get it.

Let's take a moment to remember Brit Brit in her better times w/ this oldie but goodie. I remember recording this performance on a VHS (pre DVR days, obvi) and studying the choreography until I memorized the entire routine. Hey give me a break, I was 15.

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